|person:||OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!|
|person:||BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???|
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do